This is an exclusive question and answer interview with Fast organised jointly with Scum1's FLC Site and Locoweb. Thanks go out to everyone who helped make it happen.

Check out Scum1's Site for the first half of the interview...

Are there any plans to record and release a live album and/or DVD?

Cheers

Phil

To Phil,

We are planning to record two shows in Dublin at the end of the year for a live album/DVD, to be released end of next summer!...thx.

When the FLC's presented TFI Friday (with Donna Air), Fast had he's mobile disco, and in to the break played a song with the lyrics "Strange love  bop, dar, da." Please find it your heart tell me who the song is by.

God Bless You,

Have fun this Summer

Becky (Bab)the mad receptionist

To Becky, again,

The track played on TFI was 'Spread Love' by the 45 king. Hard to find!!!...thx.

Being a musical genius must be a handy talent to have. Do you have a favourite instrument that you like to play, and is there a particular instrument you have always wanted to learn?

Claire xxx

To Claire, again,

The only instrument I need to learn to play is the guitar (drums don't interest me unless I'm sampling them!)...thx.

Hey Troy here are my questions for Fast some of the are really badly worded and sorry if there shitty questions, take care
from Jay:

1) Which FLC album did you find most satisfying to record? Which album did you have most fun recording?
2) What music are you listening to know? any favourite artist/albums at the moment?- did you get the Audio Bullys CD I left for you guys at Lee Scratch Perry thingy, did you like it?
3)What the influence behind the new stuff?
4) Who in your opinion is the worst artist ever?
5)Who is your all time favourite artist/ major influence
6)FLC & Red Hot Chili Peppers are my ultimate favourite bands (they are exactly level so no fighting, though I think if Huey & Anthony where in a fight I think Huey would win because I herd Anthony Kiedis couldn't even beat a fly)- Do you like the Chili's?- Do you not find it weird that both of you and Flea have nick names beginning F and that you both are extremely talented and both amazing trumpet players? Have you guys ever been compared to the Chili's before?
7)Which country/city do you most enjoy playing in and why?
8) Where do you see FLC progressing to musically, are you guys experimenting, exploring different areas of music?

I would love it if you put more Trumpet in the records!

To Jay,

Come Find Yourself was the most positive memories we have had being in a band. The first time is always the most exciting, quite the learning experience! I do like the Audio Bully's cd, pretty cool. They do killer remixes as well. Any artist who doesn't control their creative output and how it's marketed don't deserve to have their records released. Also, producers are for suckers. I used to like the chili peppers back in school, but they are massive sell-outs now musically. Flea is quite the MAN, but they've changed too much for me to enjoy anymore. I still rock Uplift and Freaky often! As much of a bad ass that Huey is, Anthony is a kung fu expert from what I heard so Huey had better hit him in the cranium with a steel pole while he's not looking!...thx.

Have you got round to giving your new drummer Mark an interesting nickname yet, just for continuity purposes?

Our drummer, Frank has many nicknames, like Rhythm Man, Rhythm Master,Master Killer, Rhythm Mischievator, Drum Machine, and his mother calls him Mark!

My question for Fast  is "Do you believe that Elvis was the seminal musical influence from the 20th century or just a cheap copy of Chuck Berry who got lucky.

Take Care
Regards

Suzanne

To Suzanne,

I like some of Elvis' songs but as a person he was a white trash, racist, prick...glad he's DEAD!!! Chuck Berry wasn't much better (check out his filthvids online)...thx.

All right, I want to ask you guys – When you have sex with famous English top models and with the members of the getting more and more popularity London brides against Huey" club, DO YOU LICK IN RHYTHM with the music that sounds from the stereo? (Of course while having rest from watching your favorite porno collection videos of sex with rare animals)?

By the way, you certainly remember your PUNK rock concert in Plovdiv, Bulgaria in November 2002, which is already a legendary event in the history of music in Bulgaria. The three of us, who were there, were jumping like crazy all the time. Lots of others did jump too… The gig kicked asses, butts and everything else. Thanks for the performance, guys!  We love you and we have no patience to see you again!

Bulgaria loves FLC ! ! !

P.S. Free speech is like money – some people just have a lot more of it than others.

Friendly hugs
Oleg

To Oleg,

You must be from Bulgaria, cause you all some crazy motha-grabbers! Speaking for myself, I'm quite fond of the adult world. Unfortunately for the keyboard-guy, Huey gets all the Supermodels and celebs, and even he is beginning to relax (with someone 'special')... I do practically everything to the rhythm, even if its in my head! That show in Bulgaria was one of the great ones! We never thought it was going to be as crazy as it was. You and your peoples rock the shit out of eastern Europe. We hope to return soon. Thanks for the great memories!...thx.

Fast.

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